Troublesome guys

Men are hard to please

So........why am i still single??? Here is it the problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him. *memang..

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. *i'm known to be SUPER PROUD. watever..

If u Dress Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him. *its for me. not for u =) =)

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. *dun really care..

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN. *nod nod

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. *no one dares to say me tat. just tat they will think i'm angry. =.=''

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE. *tat's why sometimes i acted not knowing anything. =) =)

If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. *guys are meant to be GREAT..

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u. *oh really??? i dun see tat..

If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u. *ah hai left me.. =(

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him *fuck u la. sexy toy meh??

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. *can imagine tat.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME. *memang!!

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. *dunno~

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him. *he should be proud. coz i hardly scold anyone. except ANT. LOLLL poor Ant.

If he SCOLD u, it is because he CARES for u. *ah hai scolded me before.. >.< =) =)

If u BREAK you PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED. *i hardly promise anyone anything

If he BREAKS his, he if FORCED to do so. *watever

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK. *he wont say tat..

If he does WELL. it's BRAINS. *i believe in him. =)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL. *yes i am.

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! *i guess so..sighh

but i know....the main problem is ME myself. okie here is it. i'm splitting my bf requirements:

1. if possible, black frame spec guy (dunno why, Bubla is super attracted to tat)
2. not too silly
3. not too skinny. the one wind can blow away. (6 packs will do. wahahaha. i know. i think too much.)
4. must be caring & loves me of course. (sometimes its rather 'happier' to hav someone loves u MORE than u loves him.)
5. not too boring =) =)
6. not any younger than me. (i dun like kids.)

Thank u... wish me luck. =) =) =) =) =) =)